clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

sideb00b:

'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

naliac:

bl-ossomed:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

mmmmm

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

n4rc1ss1st:

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(Source: morepayne)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch